Scientific jokes

 Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.

Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!

Newton: U are Wrong.

I am not Newton.

As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. 

So I am Pascal..

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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees".

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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?

OMg!! 

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What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

Its OK.. 

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Atom 1: I just lost an electron. 

Atom 2: how u feel? 

Atom 1: positive.

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Q:What do you get when you put a Cobalt & 2 iron atoms in mixer

CoFFee.

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What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with  two sodium atoms... 

BaNaNa.

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And finally ....

Can't end without a movie dialogue.

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Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai...

Neutron : mere pass..... 

MASS hai.

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Reminding your Chemistry with a smile.

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