Strange Laws

 *Some Laws that we didn't learn at school*

01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*

Once  your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*

When you dial a wrong number, you will never get an engaged tone.

04. *CANNON'S KARMIC LAW*

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

05 *O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW*

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

06. *BELL'S THEOREM*

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

07. *RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS*

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

08. *WILLOUGHBY'S LAW*

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

09. *ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS*

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. *BREDA'S RULE*

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. *OWEN'S LAW*

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.