Man O Man!

  Man O Man!

 When without money,

 eats vegetables at home;

 When has money,

 eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

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 When without money, rides bicycle;

 When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

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When without money walks to earn food

 When has money, walks to burn fat;

 Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!

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 When without money,

 wishes to get married;

 When has money,

 wishes to get divorced.

 .

 When without money,

 wife becomes secretary;

 When has money,

 secretary becomes wife.

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 When without money, acts like a rich man;

 When has money acts like a poor man.

 Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!

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 Says share market is bad,

 but keeps speculating;

 Says money is evil,

 but keeps accumulating.

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 Says high Positions are lonely,

 but keeps wanting them.

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 Says gambling & drinking is bad,

 but keeps indulging;

 Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..!!